STANK METS
I like and sometimes love my personal space. Yeah i definately like to have at least two inches between me n u..unless u my mom, my niece or nephews or that boy...but GOOOD LAWD! I'll be damned if I dont have moments on the train where my nose screams out...WUT THE HELL IS THAT STANK! I went to my first METS game the other (YEEEEEAH!) and took a few trains to get there...my co-werker Royda and I took the E train by our school to Times Sq and transferred to the 7 up to Shea Stadium....why only after two stops from Times Sq did a older lady squeeze her big ol' butt along with her damn grandson next to meeeee...WHY..WHHHHHHY?!?!? She didnt even have to lift her arm for her staaaank to reach mee....my nose was screaming for fresh flowers...baby lotion....fried food...anything but the smell my nose had to endure for 20 minutes...i seriously looked at my girl and gave her that you got to be kidding meee! Of all the people to sit next to mee a staaaaanky ol' lady who managed to squeeze her grandson in between her damn legs! ISH! Royda killed it though and had me no got us laughing...she yelled..."uh-huh girl...you got to playing if I gonna let that stank play" as she placed her hands in her nice brown prada bag and reached for her deodarant and waved it in the air ever so bluntly..."it's for a use people!!" I wasnt even embarressed - we laughed and had two older men crakkin up with us!!
How do some people let themselves get that STANK and live with it! I get on the train after walking only 2 blocks and think to myself..god please let me smell as fresh as my morning shower! I only pray because my ass i mean..lol..my legs do not kno how to walk nice and slow, my legs are always on walk fast mode, always...thaaaaank you long legs that are in shape!! *LOL*
Nonetheless we made it to Shea Stadium nice and early enuff to buy decent seats for $27. She flirted with the man at the cash register as we got our GRUB on..im not even kidding when I say we got our grub on....I thought...ok ima have to run forever this coming wkd after the food in front of meee...we both got a cheeseburger..our own fries and a POP and decided to share a Nathan's HOT DOG!! talk about FULL!!!! can u believe the dude didnt charge us for 1 cheeseburger and it stil came to $28!!! the METS won by 1 agst the BRAVES!! gooooo METS! it was more than fun after the staaaaaaaank memories left my nose that nite at the game...I have pics but hav yet to upload em' folks...sorry!!
How do some people let themselves get that STANK and live with it! I get on the train after walking only 2 blocks and think to myself..god please let me smell as fresh as my morning shower! I only pray because my ass i mean..lol..my legs do not kno how to walk nice and slow, my legs are always on walk fast mode, always...thaaaaank you long legs that are in shape!! *LOL*
Nonetheless we made it to Shea Stadium nice and early enuff to buy decent seats for $27. She flirted with the man at the cash register as we got our GRUB on..im not even kidding when I say we got our grub on....I thought...ok ima have to run forever this coming wkd after the food in front of meee...we both got a cheeseburger..our own fries and a POP and decided to share a Nathan's HOT DOG!! talk about FULL!!!! can u believe the dude didnt charge us for 1 cheeseburger and it stil came to $28!!! the METS won by 1 agst the BRAVES!! gooooo METS! it was more than fun after the staaaaaaaank memories left my nose that nite at the game...I have pics but hav yet to upload em' folks...sorry!!


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