Train stories take I
Now that my butt be on the NYC train on a daily basis commuting to and from work, I somehow tend to end up in the trains with crazies, ppl who put their business all up in the train car, entertaining to say the least..a small timeout from my book if anything...leaving me with stories to entertain all. Well I unfortunately can't relive the past funny stories. so bear with me on new ones..today.
Well this morning I began my commute by trudging my Uggs boots and myself on a 6 block stroll partly through the snowy sidewalked as well as the icy roads to arrive at the jefferson stop for the lovely almost always delayed L train. I made it to the L train and lo and behold i walk to the platform and overhear the annoucer...'There is a L train approaching the manhattan bound track now." WooHoo..and I even got me a seat!! Normally mind you I have to stand while on the train for the 10 stops into the city to get to the stop i transfer but with the heavy snow fall that begun at midnight lastnite the train was like a ghost town empty for meeee to sit and read my book! I feel my lips and with my chapstick addicted self I carefully pull my chapstick out of my pocket, apply to my lips and BAM the lid rolls out of my hand and hits the wet floor! DAMN! DAMNIT! i don't see where it went, out of the corner of my eye I see a old latino man take three steps bend over and hand me my lid! AWWWW!!! HOW NICE! there are still some nice folk here in the city!!! he went out of his way to help a stranger out!! I somehow didnt realize my headphones and must have said it too loud.."THAAAAANK YOU!" the girl next to mee gave me a damn girl look. OOOH my bad. i smiled kindly at the man with my nicely cherry chapsticked lips :)
We make it two more stops...and a man stands in front of me holding the handrail above his head. So his belly and below belly are if you know what i mean are at my sitting eye level!! YIKES his pants are fully unzipped....he slowly removes one glove at a time...and reaches into his purple bag and removes a pink nintendo ds and goes at it playing some game. girl and i look at each other with a damn and hmmm look! So in my mind all these questions arise! Do i tell him, would i want someone to tell me, a random person at that...i think yes..wait no, or yes..yes..i would want to know but again as an adult i dont know that its that big of deal?? ya know..but as a man does it make a difference between girls and guys reactions to that..like imagine a dude and a gay dude stands in front of him with his zipper unzipped...hmmm?? anywho..i didnt tell him..he got off before i got off and made my way to the 2 train....oh well he'll realize later this morning and think to himself damn i exposed myself to a few ppl on the train! sad. lol. i get to the 2 train and BAM the train arrives! the train gods are watching over me today!! THANK U train gods and im off the slush in the streets of NY!
Well this morning I began my commute by trudging my Uggs boots and myself on a 6 block stroll partly through the snowy sidewalked as well as the icy roads to arrive at the jefferson stop for the lovely almost always delayed L train. I made it to the L train and lo and behold i walk to the platform and overhear the annoucer...'There is a L train approaching the manhattan bound track now." WooHoo..and I even got me a seat!! Normally mind you I have to stand while on the train for the 10 stops into the city to get to the stop i transfer but with the heavy snow fall that begun at midnight lastnite the train was like a ghost town empty for meeee to sit and read my book! I feel my lips and with my chapstick addicted self I carefully pull my chapstick out of my pocket, apply to my lips and BAM the lid rolls out of my hand and hits the wet floor! DAMN! DAMNIT! i don't see where it went, out of the corner of my eye I see a old latino man take three steps bend over and hand me my lid! AWWWW!!! HOW NICE! there are still some nice folk here in the city!!! he went out of his way to help a stranger out!! I somehow didnt realize my headphones and must have said it too loud.."THAAAAANK YOU!" the girl next to mee gave me a damn girl look. OOOH my bad. i smiled kindly at the man with my nicely cherry chapsticked lips :)
We make it two more stops...and a man stands in front of me holding the handrail above his head. So his belly and below belly are if you know what i mean are at my sitting eye level!! YIKES his pants are fully unzipped....he slowly removes one glove at a time...and reaches into his purple bag and removes a pink nintendo ds and goes at it playing some game. girl and i look at each other with a damn and hmmm look! So in my mind all these questions arise! Do i tell him, would i want someone to tell me, a random person at that...i think yes..wait no, or yes..yes..i would want to know but again as an adult i dont know that its that big of deal?? ya know..but as a man does it make a difference between girls and guys reactions to that..like imagine a dude and a gay dude stands in front of him with his zipper unzipped...hmmm?? anywho..i didnt tell him..he got off before i got off and made my way to the 2 train....oh well he'll realize later this morning and think to himself damn i exposed myself to a few ppl on the train! sad. lol. i get to the 2 train and BAM the train arrives! the train gods are watching over me today!! THANK U train gods and im off the slush in the streets of NY!


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